(Warning: Not politically correct)
Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials. Here to reply to a recent editorial, is Emily Litella.
Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out against using the youth in Asia to kill off sick people in America. If someone is so sick they want to die, I think we should let a doctor help them do it peacefully. PETA wouldn’t stand for youth in Asia killing sick kittens, so why would we let them kill sick people? I think using youth in Asia would be cruel. Have you ever watched one of those Kung Fu movies? Can you imagine putting your grandmother in a room with one of those ninja’s? Why would anyone want to make this legal? Ninja’s killing helpless sick people just so they can save money on morphine or something. Imagine if you got so sick they couldn’t save you. You wouldn’t care about the morphine bill. I mean…
Chevy Chase: [ interrupting ] Miss Litella?
Emily Litella: Yes?
Chevy Chase: I'm sorry. The editorial was about allowing states to legalize
euthanasia. That means allowing people to die with the assistance of Dr. prescribed drugs... not by allowing ninja’s to beat them to death.
Emily Litella: Oh. I'm sorry...
Never mind.
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