Monday, February 28, 2011

Wholly ¢®@℗!

If you read yesterday’s note you might think I’m a little sour on this whole “rich getting richer – poor getting poorer” thing. Well maybe you’re right. Maybe these fat cats aren’t doing as well as I think. I mean before I go shootin’ my mouth off here about tens of millions of dollars a year I should probably get my facts straight. Okay let’s open up the old web browser and Google up some facts: h-e-d-g-e—f-u-n-d—m-a-n-a-g-e-r—s-a-l-e-r-y …click ENTER …Wholly crap! Wholly crap! …$5 billion?

Okay, now I’m more sour than before. I’m going over to the Notebook to write this one down. If you want to follow along just click on "The Notebook of R.J. Moody" link up there to your right and find the Feburary 28th entry to see who made $5 billion dollars last year. Wholly crap!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Cold brings out the complaining in me

Yes, the U.S. of A. is screwed again just like it was in the 1890’s and the 1930’s, and just like before it was the filthy rich who caused it, and it’s the middle class (or what’s left of it) who are expected to fix it. While Wall Street hedge fund managers, bankers and corporate CEO's (making tens of millions of dollars a year) shop the world for cheap labor and lucrative investments, American workers are told they need to tighten their belts ‘cause the country can no longer afford to support their highfalutin middle class lifestyles.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

And the winner is...

The winner of this month’s Bob's Guess Where I am Game™, and recipient of the prestigious honorary title "Sharpest Crayon in the Box" is Lightly for correctly guessing the Isle of "Jonesville Point" - Roatan, Honduras (on Feb 21st.) Congratulations Lightly!

Friday, February 25, 2011

It’s too hot… I take that back!

Today it was well above 80° as I carried the luggage across the tarmac to the airplane and I was moaning that it was too hot. Tonight it was below 20° as I carried the luggage across the snow and into the house. Looks like I won’t be complaining about the heat for awhile.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

My Favorites

After nearly two weeks of eating and drinking and thoroughly enjoying the Village of West End, Roatan I’m ready to announce the winners of this vacation’s coveted Moody Awards:

The envelopes please…

Best food: (a tie) The Rotisserie and The Noodle Shack
Best dessert: The Rotisserie
Best spot for a drink: Sundowner’s
Best spot for a cheap drink: Happy Hour
Best cheap breakfast: Coconut Café
Best iced mocha: The Wet Spot
Best street view deck dining: Cannibal Café
Best Ocean view deck dining: Half Moon Bay Restaurant
Best boat cruise destination: Hole in the Wall Restaurant
Best taxi destination: Coxen Hole waterfront
Best snorkeling: Half Moon Bay (along the left shore inside and outside the reef)
 
If you're looking for a laid back Caribbean destination West End, Roatan might be just what you're looking for. It's a little jewel among giants. I can only compare it to Cancun, The Bahamas, and Jamaica, but it stacks up well and I hope to return some day!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Cruzin' the City

We left the village of West End today to spend an afternoon in the big city of Coxen Hole. Coxen Hole (Roatan’s urban center) is where the cruise ships dock several times each week to offload thousands of tourists into the island economy. The city’s inhabitants open up their shops and restaurants for the duration of each ship’s visit, turning the waterfront into a giant flea market. The locals are eager to welcome you and ready to bargain, and while of course they want your money, they're also quite polite and quick to accept “no thank you” as your final answer. As pleasant as it is during the day however, I'm told that it isn’t the safest place to be at night… so if you ever take a cruise there, be sure to get back to your ship on time.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Hanging out with Squid

What a great snorkeling morning I had today. While swimming through a sunlit channel in the coral reef I came upon a squid. It was about a foot and a half long with big black eyes and multicolored lines running down its translucent body. When I swam over to take its picture it darted off (the coolest fish always seem to do that, while the drab ones just float there begging you to waste your film on them) so I chased it around for a bit. Soon I was circling it, or it was circling me… it was hard to tell. When I stopped, it stopped, and we just floated there looking at each other. I took several photos as it posed in all the classic squid poses; first stretched straight, then sort of hunched up ready to dart off again, then all flared out like you’d expect to see in the centerfold of Squid Magazine. Thinking I had a pretty good variety of squid photos I stopped taking pictures, but it kept on posing… looking at me with that big black eye. Then more posing, and again with the eye. I had to explain to it that I was almost out of film, and needed to save the last few exposures just in case something fantastic swam up. The squid was insulted. It was awkward, but we just floated there together for a few minutes watching the other fish.

Then a beautiful black fish with glowing neon blue dots and a bright yellow tail swam by, so I bid the squid adieu, and followed fishius fantasticus out into the open water. Remember what I said about the coolest fish? I may have a blurred picture of a yellow tail to show you later, but you’re probably gonna have to trust me on the neon blue dots. Later after snorkeling around the reef for awhile I decided it was time to return to shore, but before going back in I returned to the spot where I left the squid. It was still there, and this time it didn’t dart off. We hung out for as bit, communicating as best we could “eye to eye” and then I pointed the camera at it, and took my last photo. It seemed pleased, and so was I as I swam back to shore… hoping that some of the photos turn out.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Half Moon Bay

I hope to begin the next few mornings just like today… snorkeling Half Moon Bay. The varieties of corals, creatures, and fish are amazing. The slower you swim, and the closer you look, the more you see. I think I could drift around all day among these colorful inhabitants of the reef, and be as happy as a sea turtle.” After seeing this, I think the life of clam is way over rated.  

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Hole in the Wall (and a giveaway clue to our location)

A boat ride to the other end of the island today took us to The Hole in the Wall. “The Hole in the Wall” is a very odd, and highly recommended local restaurant that can only be reached by boat. The restaurant I’m told was established this way: Years ago (from the looks of it I’d guess decades ago) the owner (a very salty looking old gentleman) sailed his catamaran into this island inlet where it sank near a rock cliff. Instead of repairing the boat, or even abandoning the boat and leaving, he built a two story stone house right against the cliff. The cliff itself is the back wall of the house. Pretty smart huh? He only had to build three walls. Then he built a large wood dock over the top of the sunken boat, and on the dock he built a restaurant called The Hole in the Wall.

Other than an array of cold drinks, The Hole in the Wall offers only one thing on its menu… Everything. The Everything cost 475 limps, or about $25 U.S. dollars, and consists of all the steak, crab, lobster tails, mashed potatoes, baked beans, coleslaw, bread, and pineapple cake you can eat, plus all the local hand rolled cigars you can smoke (and they let you stuff a few in your pockets for later.)  Because I was so stuffed full of all the other good food, I had to stop after just six lobster tails, and almost fell asleep on the boat ride back. But now I’m back “home” sitting out on the deck with a rum and coke, and I’ve got my second wind, so if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a hand rolled Honduran cigar to smoke.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

No Socks!

For a good time in a third world country, don’t look like a tourist! Tourists tend to pay higher prices here, and are more frequent targets of beggars and criminals. To be treated like a local, or at least a savvy repeat visitor there are a few simple things you need to remember:

  1. Don’t wear caps, or t-shirts printed with the names of other tourist destinations.
  2. Leave the jewelry at home.
  3. Pack light (only tourists carry big suitcases and garment bags.)
  4. Casual, casual, casual. Don’t be afraid to look a little disheveled.
  5. Dump the fat wallet and use local currency
  6. Don’t get sunburned.
  7. No Socks! (flip flops, sandals, or Crocks)

But it is okay to bring a lot’s of wet wipes, tissues, hand sanitizer, bug spray etc. Just keep ‘em all hidden in the bottom of that worn out bag you brought. So get your vaccinations, bring your camera and have fun.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Modern Miniaturism

No TV and no radio, but thanks to this little iPod dock we have a volume of music here that just thirty years ago would have required a dozen or more burros, llamas, or strong backed Sherpas to carry behind us as we travel the island.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Paradise Home Dreams

Today was the day we hiked up the hill to check on the condition of our friend’s condo. It was a dreaded but necessary part of the trip. First a little background: The couple we’re traveling with, who introduced us to this little bit of paradise purchased a condo on the island a few years ago, but because the builder left the building unfinished and in legal limbo, our good friends and several other people are now left holding the bag. The “bag” being a beautiful four story condo building atop a vista overlooking the Caribbean Sea that stands only three stories tall. Even though the third story which they own was finished, and completely furnished they cannot occupy it and had to leave it last year in hopes that a locked door so far from home would be respected in their absence.

They were welcomed back to their paradise home dreams by a kicked in entry door. Inside, all the appliances were gone, all the furniture was gone, various hardware and most of the window coverings were also taken. Only the light fixtures remained. They walked away disappointed, but not surprised, and plan to do their best to enjoy the rest of the trip, and fight this battle another day. I don't think I could go through what they went through today and remain as cool as they have. Let's just hope that what goes around comes around... and soon.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Bob’s Guess Where I Am Game™

That’s right, I haven’t mentioned where I am yet. I figured I’d leave my little audience hanging for awhile. Not little individually, except for maybe Pam ;) who is probably the biggest reader of this nutty little blog. Does shorter in height mean longer in attention span?  …or as Einstein would say: A/h = H/a ² …If you said Ah ha! You get it. And remember Pam, if you were a Starbuck’s drink you’d be called a “tall” size. Okay enough coconut rum induced tall/small self amusement …on with the clue:

We’ve been to Jamaica and the Bahamas’ but we’ve never been here. Yesterday I heard it said of the island, “It’s a sunny place for shady people.”

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Rain in Paradise

Did I mention that it rained yesterday here on the island? Well I found out today from the locals that it rained alot, even by tropical island standards. When we ventured out this morning we found that the town's main road had been washed out in three places, and the power was knocked out. The town celebrity was an unlucky gentleman who runs a dive shop. You’ll find a photo of his SUV over on the daily photo page today. He parked where you see his vehicle in the photo, except a few feet higher, and went out to try to recover his boat which had been swamped in the storm. While he was away, rain water rushing down the hills took out the road right out from under his parking place. Luckily Mr. Unlucky did manage to recover his boat, and eventually his Jeep, and the rains have since subsided. The sun is out now, and it’s beginning to look like the paradise that we were promised.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Sunblock Rationing

We were told to pack shorts, tank tops, swim suits, flip-flops, and plenty of bug spray and sunblock for our stay here on the island. So far none of these items have been of any use. Rain gear, umbrellas, and rubber boots would be helpful, but without them we’re doing our best to avoid the wrath of three straight days of torrential rain by running from condo to bar to bar to store to bar, and back again. The normally glass smooth surface of Half Moon Bay looks like a surfer’s paradise, as breaking waves re-landscape the pristine snorkeling grounds below. Tomorrow I might stuff my laptop into a plastic bag and venture out in search of a wi-fi connection. The storm is expected to last three more days we’re told, so I guess I’ll put the cap back on the sunblock for now.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Crosstown Snowball Fight

It was late one Saturday night in the winter of 1973 when two of my fellow fourteen year old comrades and I exited the Roxy Movie Theater in Downtown Tacoma. During the movie the city had been blanketed with several inches of heavy wet snow. As the other theater goers headed for their cars we trudged to the bus stop and waited for our ride as the last of the downtown traffic cleared out of the area. We stood there looking down the road as the dark tire tracks turned to white, and then through the swirling flakes came the big green city bus that would take us home. Slipping around corners and down hills the driver struggled to get us out of the empty business district, and after a few detours finally got us into the more residential north end of town. Suddenly the city was alive with kids out in the snow, and more suddenly WHAPP! A snowball slammed into the windshield of the bus, and after a few expletives from the driver more started hitting the sides. My friends and I opened a side window and several snowballs flew inside the bus. We pressed together what snow we could retrieve and returned fire. Then we opened more windows to collect more incoming ammunition. Instead of yelling at us to knock it off as you might expect, the driver encouraged us defend the bus. With most of the windows now open we were pulling snow in from the roof of the bus, and snowballs were flying into, and out of the bus. After clearing the gauntlet we continued to fire snowballs at unsuspecting victims along the way until at one turn the bus slid sideways, jumped the curb, and crashed into a metal but stop sign. The driver maneuvered the bus back onto the road as we closed up all the window, thus ending our night assault on the city. That was probably my last true Norman Rockwell winter. I hope we weren’t the ones who ruined it for everyone, but kids just can’t have fun like that anymore.

(With a little editing and re-writing I might be able to make this post into a decent little story, but that’s part of the charm of a “daily” blog. Editing is fast and minimal. Besides I’m on vacation right now. In fact if it wasn’t raining this story probably would have ended before the movie got out.)

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Time Flies (but not on airplanes)

Albert Einstein concluded that the faster you travel the slower time goes, which leads me to believe that the airliner I’m on must have really been haulin’ ass!
...Are we there yet?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Breaking News:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who’s wife…  

“We interrupt today's Daily Note to bring you this special news bulletin: Due to the low brow, crass, and worst of all unoriginal content of yesterday’s post there will be no more Note writing allowed after 11:00 PM (PST.) All of us here at The Daily Notes Project would like to sincerely apologize for this unfortunate situation, and we assure you that heads will roll. As we reorganize in the coming weeks, you may notice some intermittent posting gaps in your local service area. Please be assured however that Note writing will continue on a daily basis, even if real-time postings are occasionally delayed. This concludes our special news bulletin. We now return you to your regularly scheduled prog..."

"What? We don't have enough time? Ten seconds?" 9...8...7...
“Wait there's another breaking news story coming in! Apparently something is happening in Egypt. According to our sources Hosni Mubar...” 2...1... ucket.

“Roll the credits”

The Daily Notes Project

Producer – Randy Johnson

Executive Producer – Randy Johnson

Director – Randy Johnson

Cast:

R.J. Moody – Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson – Himself

Crew:

Head Writer – Randy Johnson

Comedy Writer – position available

Quality Control Supervisor – position available

Stunt Coordinator – Randy Johnson

Hairstylist – Chong’s $8.00 Cuts


Mr. Johnson’s wardrobe is provided by Garanimals®
  

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Almost Midnight

The day’s gotten away from me and I haven't written anything yet, so I’ll be quick, and just tell you a bad joke I thought up earlier today after hearing one of those Viagra type ads with the four hour erection warning:

They call it priapism, but wouldn’t it be easier just to call it a hard attack?

Now it's even closer to midnight and unfortunately I have to add this edit: I just googled "hard attack" to make sure the joke was original and found the term already listed in the "urban dictionary." Damn, my first day as a joke writer and I've already been fired (Maybe I should change the name of this post to “Shortest Career Ever.”)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Horse and Goat

Today I saw a goat
That was sitting on a horse
And that looked pretty strange of course,  
A goat upon a horse

I had to wonder why
Why that mighty equine beast
Unless of course it was deceased
Did not care in the least

And so I parked my truck
On the shoulder of the road
Then over to the fence I strode
To see this goat’s abode

My eyes had not deceived
It was really quite a sight
A horse and goat that seemed so tight
And both so darned polite

So I took some photos
Of the horse beneath the goat
A horse that had a friend to tote
And then this poem I wrote

(Photo posted on Daily Photo Project blog - Feb. 9, 2011)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Truth, Lies, and Mumbles

Well it’s been awhile since I’ve given out any relationship advice, so you might want to turn off the TV set, shush everyone in the house, and pay special attention.

When you boil it right down, everything you can possibly say to your spouse, or significant other can be separated into just two categories: 1.) the truth, or 2.) a lie. While we all know that mixing these two is fraught with danger, most of us attempt it anyway. So like a Wild West stagecoach filled with nitroglycerin crossing the Rocky Mountains with one square wheel we forge ahead, and act surprised every time we get blown to smithereens. Well now with the help of my patented new third category you can trade in that square wheel for another round one, or at least an oval one. Now instead of being forced to choose between a truth and I lie, you can opt for a mumble®.

Please allow me to demonstrate: After an hour of getting ready to go out dancing, my wife walks up (hypothetically of course) and asks “Does this dress make my butt look big?” “It looks great on you dear,” I say “but it does looks a little rumpy.” I just told the truth, but because I’m an accomplished mumbler, what she heard was “Looks great …but it looks a little rumpley.” So she happily goes to iron it and returns ten minutes later. “Is this better?” she asks. “Yes” I say “it’s not rumpley at all now” and off we go, with no explosions.

My patented mumble® system can also help you communicate with all the other important people in your life. Just sign up for my free seminar today and soon you’ll be able to make your boss think you just called his fat ass inane idea fascinating. That’s right, with a little training you can say what you really think, and still get that promotion you’ve always wanted. Buy my 2-CD set and you’ll learn how to mumble breast into best, and buttocks into botox. You’ll learn when to say “big as sole” and “each hit” with satisfying results, so order today, before that next visit from your mother in law. You’ll be glad you did.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Super Sunday

“Are you ready for some football? ...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?” Okay, okay, I’m getting ready. We’re heading over to a good friends annual Super Bowl party today, so it’s time to catch the fever …or fake the symptoms.

Jeannie’s in the kitchen making a double batch of her spicy Texas Star Dip, and some stuffed jalapenos. The coffee’s on and I made it back from the store just in time to turn on the pre-pre-pre-game show, and crank up the volume so we don’t miss a single nuanced word of that hypnotizing hyperbolic NFL hype. “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?”

Maybe it’s because I waited until the last minute this year, or maybe it’s because I’m 2,000 miles from Green Bay, but I couldn’t find a single Cheese-Head® at the market this morning. How am I going to intimidate those annoying Steelers fans at the party if I’m not wearing cheese on my head? Well, don’t worry, the nice gal at the deli helped me come up with a great “plan B” and given the testosterone filled nature of America’s greatest game I think it's a winner. I bought myself a big pair of those Wisconsin Cheese Balls. Now, I’M READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!

Sit down for a minute will ya Egypt? ...we’re trying to watch a game here!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot my prediction:  Packers 35 - Steelers 10.

Numero XLV

I’m really trying hard get swept up in all the hype for tomorrow’s big Super Bowl game, but it’s just not happening this year. I’m not sure exactly why. I know I’m supposed to be excited. After all it’s Super Bow XLV, and of all the possible combinations of X’s and V’s, and L’s, and I’s and such, this is the first and last XLV we’re ever going to see. That alone should be reason enough to go make a dip or something. I mean what am I waiting for? …Super Bowl C to roll around?

Well, I guess I’ll go sleep on it. Maybe I’ll feel different in the morning. I have an avocado in the kitchen just in case, and I don’t usually drink beer on a Sunday, but who knows, once all that testosterone starts flowin’ on the big screen, maybe I’ll pop a top and become a Green Bay fan again.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot my prediction:  Packers 27 - Steelers 20

Friday, February 4, 2011

Moody’s Believe It or Not (vol. 1)

In an effort to declutter the local landscape a rural South Dakota county passed an ordinance forbidding all signage, except for state mandated directional and speed limit signs along a 97 mile stretch of Highway 212 between the towns of Newell and Dupree. Another county ordinance however made it impossible to enforce the roadside sign ban unless a notice of the ban was posted every 200 yards for the length of the sign free zone. Officials quickly got to work and ordered 854 aluminum signs proclaiming the ban at a cost of $20,496.42, along with 854 sign posts at a cost of $3,843.05, and paid a local fencing company $16,087.71 to install them. Upon completing the project it was determined that the ban was legally in effect only on the south side of the highway where the signs had been posted because they only faced people traveling from west to east, and could not easily be seen by people traveling from east to west. Three months and an additional $40,427.18 later the ban was in full force.

Now nearly a year after the ban's implementation a former employee of the fencing company has reported that several extra signs and posts were left over and eventually discarded, and that due to an equipment malfunction all the signs had inadvertently been placed 206 yards apart instead of the required minimum spacing of 200 yards, making the sign ban unenforceable. The county council is scheduled to take up the matter next week. Believe It or Not!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Strange Awakening (pages 1-3)


It always takes an extra moment or two to orient yourself when you wake up in a strange place, like in a hotel room along the highway, or a cabin on the beach, or a tent by a mountain lake. Then after a few unfamiliar seconds you remember crawling under the covers, or into your sleeping bag the night before. Ah yes, it’s good to be away. Enjoy it. You’ll be home soon enough.

Today Phillip’s morning began with the first streaking lights of dawn refracting through a crystal window in the top of an egg-white dome about six feet above his head. He awoke lying on his back looking for a familiar ceiling, but instead saw only a pinkish-blue sky through the clear round window. As he continued to look up, the window wavered around unsteadily in the top of the dome. He tried to remember going to sleep, but those first unfamiliar seconds didn’t pass. He couldn’t remember the last time he laid down to sleep.

He sat up and looked to the curved wall which seemed to surround him, but the window moved down exactly as he looked down. It seemed to cut through the wall, and the wall appeared to heal immediately behind it. He found that he couldn’t look directly at the inside of the strange room he had just awoken in because the window followed his gaze quickly and perfectly. As fast as he could turn his head the crystal would slice through the wall in front of him. Instead of seeing what he was inside of, all he could see was the outside world: black cliffs to one side, tall yellow grasses to the other, and beyond a down-sloping terrain of various small plants was a sea of grey-green water stretching to the horizon ahead.

Looking down, Phillip could see that he was sitting on a white floor in a small round cell about seven feet in diameter. The window waited at the base of the wall as he studied the floor, pressing against it with his hands. It felt warm and smooth and soft; soft like Jell-O, or the white of a hard boiled egg. He looked up and reached forward to press against the wall, but the window jumped up in front of his hand. Cool and hard and shifting as his eyes moved, it prevented him from touching the wall at first, but moving closer he found that he could reach the wall to either side of the window and observe peripherally that it was white like the floor, but any closer visual inspection seemed impossible.

The wall felt very firm to the touch, as opposed to the soft floor, but every bit as smooth. The seam between the window and wall was also perfectly smooth. Phillip passed his hand back and forth between the two and only the temperature difference indicated a change in surfaces. He soon learned however that keeping his hands off the wall entirely would serve him best. His first lesson came as he tried to stand up on the soft floor by using his hands to steady himself against the wall. A simple glance in the wrong direction caused the window to jerk his hands aside and sent him tumbling back to the floor. The second lesson came moments later when he thought he saw something move in the tall yellow grass outside. As his eyes darted toward it, the crystal window quickly slid under his palm leaving a painful friction burn.

Shaking off his stinging hand Phillip refocused on the area of the grass outside where he thought he saw movement. Maybe it was just a breeze he thought. Then as he studied the distant patch of yellow the round white thing that contained him began to move. At first it tipped forward and lurched ahead a few feet. Then it steadied itself and seemed to drive along toward whatever Phillip was focusing on. Studying the terrain to his left and right and back again, he was soon zigzagging toward the grassy field ahead.

Gaining perspective as he moved, Phillip guessed that the floor he was now kneeling on was riding about two feet above the ground, at speeds ranging from a brisk jog to a world class sprint. He also noticed that the Jello-O like floor made an excellent shock absorber, as he bounced over rocks and bumps along the way. Then as the grass grew closer and taller Phillip suddenly realized that he no longer had any idea where the movement, or imagined movement that sent him bounding off in this direction had originated from. At that realization, the strange white thing turned vehicle slowly coasted to a stop, leaving Phillip submerged in a sea of tall yellow grass, that he could not see above.

To be continued:

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Humor - Now in prescription strength

I may still have a lot to learn about this aging thing but I do know this: The most important thing to pack for that trip down the golden path is a good sense of humor …’cause nature’s little jokes are waiting around every turn.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Strange Awakening


It always takes an extra moment or two to orient yourself when you wake up in a strange place: like in a hotel room along the highway, or a cabin on the beach, or a tent by a lake. Then after a few unfamiliar seconds you remember crawling under the covers, or into your sleeping bag the night before. Ah yes, it’s good to be away. Enjoy it. You’ll be home soon enough.

Today Phillip’s morning began as the first streaking lights of dawn refracted through a crystal window in the top of an egg-white dome about six feet above his head. He awoke lying on his back looking for a familiar ceiling, but instead saw only a pinkish-blue sky through the clear round window. As he continued to look up, the window wavered around unsteadily at the top of the dome. He tried to remember going to sleep, but those first unfamiliar seconds didn’t pass. He couldn’t remember the last time he laid down to sleep.

He sat up and looked to the curved wall which seemed to surround him but the window moved down exactly as he looked down. It seemed to cut through the wall, as the wall healed immediately behind it. He found he couldn’t look directly at the inside of the strange room he had just awoken in, because the window followed his gaze quickly and perfectly. As fast as he could turn his head the crystal would slice through the wall.  Instead of seeing what he was inside of, all he could see was the outside world: black cliffs to one side, tall yellow grass to the other, and beyond a down-sloping terrain of various small plants, was a sea of grey-green water stretching to the horizon ahead.

Looking down, Phillip could see that he was sitting on a white floor in a small round cell, about seven feet in diameter. The window waited at the base of the wall as he studied the floor, pressing against it with his hands. It felt warm and smooth and soft; soft like Jell-O, or the white of a hard boiled egg. He looked up and reached forward to press against the wall, but the window jumped up in front of his hand. Cool and hard and shifting as his eyes moved, it prevented him from touching the wall at first...

To be continued: