There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who’s wife…
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“Roll the credits”
The Daily Notes Project
Producer – Randy Johnson
Producer – Randy Johnson
Executive Producer – Randy Johnson
Director – Randy Johnson
Cast:
R.J. Moody – Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson – Himself
Crew:
Head Writer – Randy Johnson
Head Writer – Randy Johnson
Comedy Writer – position available
Quality Control Supervisor – position available
Stunt Coordinator – Randy Johnson
Hairstylist – Chong’s $8.00 Cuts
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Mr. Johnson’s wardrobe is provided by Garanimals®
You are too funny!!
ReplyDeleteHey, Randy, are you okay? I miss your daily photos, and daily notes.
ReplyDeleteHi Pam :) Daily notes and photos are on my laptop, but I'm on an island at the moment, with very limited and very slow internet access. I’ll try to upload an item or two when I can. I’ll catch everything up when we get back home (if not before.)
ReplyDeleteWhew! Glad you're all okay.
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